APH: Allies

How My Face Blew Up At WendysI WAS ROBBING A BANK ONE FINE, SUNNY OCTOBER DAY A FEW YEARS BACK, and I was behind the counter when another robber came in and pointed his gun at me. I pointed my gun (a water pistol with a stuffed animal at the end) at him. That's when he robbed me and the bank that I, myself, was currently robbing. He yelled at me to get under the counter, and then he strapped dynamite to my face to scare me. He walked out of the room for a bit and I started pressing the silent alarm like crazy. An hour later, when no police had shown up, I realized that I had cut the power before I robbed the joint to keep the silent alarm from working. Then the robber caHow My Face Blew Up At Wendys
| I put the PRO in PROCRASTINATION. |
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~no, i'm not samuel james frickin' witwicky.
all the same, i like giant robots and BIG ESPLOSIONS
~NOOOOO! IT'S BEEN 2 HOURS! I'M HUNGRY!!!!!
- the Arthur Kirkland impersonator.
*hippie voice*
Y'know, man, once you look at it, our schools are, like, sister bands. And like, all the schools in the world are, like, one BAND. Trippy, huh?
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Tsst!
"I'm not being aggressive, I'm being dominant."
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~no, i'm not samuel james frickin' witwicky.
all the same, i like giant robots and BIG ESPLOSIONS
~NOOOOO! IT'S BEEN 2 HOURS! I'M HUNGRY!!!!!
- the Arthur Kirkland impersonator.
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Sorry for my bad english
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Tsst!
"I'm not being aggressive, I'm being dominant."
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Tsst!
"I'm not being aggressive, I'm being dominant."
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Razmere.
The creator of Cain and Unable
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Tsst!
"I'm not being aggressive, I'm being dominant."
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